[whispers] sexism is Very Real and Very Important but please stop finding it in everything because you are just trivializing it.
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.are you satan
babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college
nayx:
need a laugh? find one yourself. welcome to the real world dumbass